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Jesus asked, “Why do you look at the speck in your brother’s eye, but do not consider the plank in your own eye?… Hypocrite! First remove the plank from your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.” (Mt. 7:3, 5)

One of the points we should gather from this instruction is that sin clouds our vision. Sin does not allow us to see clearly. If you have unconfessed sin, unrepentant sin, outstanding sin, you can’t see clearly. The world is distorted. Your judgment is impaired. Confession of sin and repentance is God’s ordinary way of healing moral blindness. But one of the other lessons is that sometimes those most interested in confronting others do so precisely because they can’t see clearly. The plank in their own eye distorts the world, distorts the situation, and in that state it appears that the problem is the other fellow, your brother and his speck. Are you constantly evaluating others, constantly judging their behavior, spotting inconsistencies, comparing yourself to them? Jesus says beware, with the judgment that you judge, you will be judged. Do you want to be evaluated the way you evaluate others? Do you want to be scrutinized the way you scrutinize others? Do you want others to assume about you what you assume about them? Jesus says we should always begin with ourselves, confessing our own sin, our own complicity, our own faults, our own weakness. Maybe your brother needs help, maybe your sister really does need your assistance, but before you offer to get out your tweezers, you should make sure you’ve used those tweezers a number of times on yourself successfully. Continue Reading…

The Last Enemy

April 19, 2013 — Leave a comment

If you’ll be in or around North London at the end of June, you should check this out.

A Party in Here

March 22, 2013 — Leave a comment

oceanIs God good?

That’s not just a question about intentions or absence of evil. I mean is God good? And if it’s God we’re talking about, He doesn’t get His attributes from the thrift store. He didn’t pick His goodness up at a garage sale. His attributes are not two sizes too small or something He has to grow into. God’s attributes are God-like, divine, perfect, ultimate. In other words the goodness of God is not a hat He puts on occasionally. God’s goodness is infinite, eternal, unchangeable, unsurpassed. To say that God is good is necessarily to claim that God is the Highest Good, the Greatest Good.

So, is God good? Is He explosively good? Overflowingly good? Everlastingly good? Uncontrollably good?

The answer to this question is the difference between light and darkness, the difference between joy and despair, the difference between true repentance and forgiveness on the one hand, and wallowing around in guilt and regrets and fear on the other.

Romans 1 says that the difference between light and darkness is the difference between thankfulness and ingratitude. Because God’s attributes — His glory, His goodness, His love, His mercy are all clearly seen in the world. You can’t miss them. The world is fully loaded with His goodness. But some people insist on not seeing, insist on not worshiping the God who makes it Christmas every day. These people refuse to give Him thanks, and Romans says that when they do this, their hearts are darkened. But it doesn’t stop there. When their hearts are dark, they begin to profess themselves to be very wise. They write books, publish articles, and have quite a lot to say about things, but they are actually fools. And you can tell because they start worshipping inanimate objects and animals and pretty much anything in creation other than the Awesome God who made it all. And God gives them over to their folly, and pretty soon men in suits are explaining in calm voices how sex with animals is probably a natural urge. Continue Reading…

Calling Latin Peeps

February 25, 2013 — 6 Comments

A friend of mine has an old (1663) KJV Bible with the following Latin quote (ascribed to Luther) hand inscribed in one of the front pages:

“Pactum feci Domino Deo meo, ne mihi mittat vel visiones, vel somnia, vel etiam angelos. Contentus enim sum Hoc Dono, quod habeo Scripturam sanctum, qua abunde docet, ac suppeditat omnia qua necessaria, tum ad hanc vitam tum ad futuram.”

My rough translation on the fly:

“I have made a covenant with the Lord my God, that He give me neither visions nor dreams nor even angels. For I am content with This Gift which I have: Holy Scripture which teaches abundantly, and supplies everything necessary, both for this life and for the future.”

So how’d I do? Any suggestions or corrections?

Thanks and cheers in advance.

waterThe story of the Bible is the story of a river. It’s the story of the Spirit hovering over the waters, causing it to flow, making it surge, making it splash, making it live.

Adam and Eve were supposed to build boats and ride the river down the mountain. They would have had great adventures. Which river would they have gone down first? The Pishon? Looking for the gold in Havilah? Or try the Gihon going down to Ethiopia, or the Euphrates perhaps? Four rivers going out to the ends of the earth, the ends of the compass. The whole world was theirs because the whole world was their Father’s and they were safe in His love. But instead they plodded down that eastern hill in sadness, dust clouds licking their feet.

Grace was when they walked in the garden, when springs of water came up from the face of the ground to water the flowers and plants. Grace was the river that ran out of the garden, out of the presence of God, and down the mountain to the ends of the earth. Grace was drinking that living water, splashing in those streams, riding them, walking in them with the God of the Universe. Continue Reading…

lesmisJust saw the new Les Mis with Hugh Jackman a week or so back since everybody seems to be a buzz about it, and here are my thoughts.

First of all, I didn’t hate it. I didn’t throw popcorn. I didn’t fall asleep. And I don’t think it was a horrible movie. But I didn’t cry, wasn’t even tempted to, and I didn’t think it was a great movie. It was OK. It had some fun/interesting things and some serious problems. My criticisms and concerns that follow are actually raised primarily for the “born again-ers” — the people whose lives have been forever changed by this movie, who sobbed through scene after scene and are planning their fourth trip back to the theaters. And yes, I realize they are probably the least likely to actually hear me out, but my job includes lots of talking that falls on deaf ears, so no worries on that count.

So first the pros:

1. I actually like the idea of musicals. In fact, I think in a more Christian world, there will be more of them. I’m not sure they will look and feel the same as the few offerings we get here and there in modern cinema, but in principle, I have nothing against musicals. And it seems to me that the genre provides a certain kind of playful, poetic, folksy medium not offered elsewhere. And besides, Christians love singing. We love singing because God loves singing. That’s not an endorsement of anything with the title “music” slapped on it, but I’m just saying that Christians should be the kinds of people who love to tell stories, sing stories, and create stories with singing and lots music. So if Les Mis is a step in that direction, count me appreciative. One star.

2. Anyone who knows me well, knows that I have a soft spot in my heart (or head, can’t tell which) for theater. I enjoy watching good stage productions, I enjoy acting, and I’ve even directed a community theater play once. All that to say, I think there’s something beautiful, compelling, and magical about the stage medium that isn’t captured in the epic scenes and sequences of most movies. I enjoyed the fact that Les Mis sought to preserve much of the original Broadway theater feel. Of course it was still a movie, but the extreme close up shots of the actors gave us front row seats to some great acting. So where many movies can air brush poor acting with CGI and another explosion or cheap joke, Les Mis reminded us that the best movies/stories are told by people who believe in them. Another star here. Continue Reading…

63cbb3d8536211e28c6a22000a9f3c64_7Hey there, everybody. Merry Seventh Day of Christmas and Happy New Year to you. I’ve recently been enjoying reading some of the other lists out there, reminded of a few posts I really enjoyed and found a few along the way that I had missed… so in the Christmas spirit of giving, I thought I’d add a list of my own.

First off a big thanks to the over 20,000 visitors to the blog this year. I haven’t generally kept up with blog stats, but that’s what the folks at Analytics are saying, and so a big thanks to all of you for stopping by. May God continue to be good and kind to you, and stir us all up more and more.

Here are the top 12 blog posts from Having Two Legs since January 1 of 2012:

1. Jesus and the Bikinis This post is the single most read article on this blog by a pretty good margin. I think this is still a hugely important point, and I’m really thankful that it’s gotten so many reads. Keep passing it around.

2. Justin Bieber Porn I get most of my traffic for this post off searches for “justin bieber” and “justin bieber porn.” I’m guessing it’s not my usual blog traffic demographic. I hope maybe a few folks have been interrupted by this post, maybe a few have been rethinking things a bit.

3. Fundy Politics This isn’t usually a very explicitly political blog (though I do believe there is a deep political undercurrent), but in the aftermath of the presidential election, I threw a few left hooks and called for a Bible thumping reformation.

4. Really Worshipping with Kids I write these kinds of posts for myself and my family as much as for anyone else. But I’m up front preaching and leading worship most Sundays and our church is full of kids (around 100 under the age of 10!). That means I get to see all you parents in action (including my own wife). And you need to know that when you offer it all up to the Lord, He is really pleased.  Continue Reading…

Hey look, everyone, now there’s a nifty little Canon Press banner over there on the side bar. There’s a great sale going at the present, and well, you should always check back for new books and great deals. Christmas shopping anyone?

Asking for Car Accidents

October 22, 2012 — 1 Comment

I’m a casual person. Ask my wife. Ask my friends. I sort of have to decide to get worked up about stuff. I like hanging out. It’s pretty easy for me to get goofy, be silly, and go into clown mode. I like having fun. I like my people having fun too. I’m laid back. I want people to be comfortable, to be at ease, relaxed.

But turns out casual, relaxed, and laid back didn’t make the fruits of the Spirit list. There’s probably a bit of overlap in there. Peace is calm, collected, but peace can also be militant and bold. Joy can certainly include happiness and fun, but it doesn’t have to. Self-control and gentleness have their laid back sides, but that’s not all there is to them.

And then combine casual and laid back with sinful hearts, sinful habits, sinful tendencies, and there’s no shortage of laziness, cowardice, and disrespect wound through any number of situations. It’s easier, more comfortable not to confront someone in their sin. It’s simpler, less messy to not get off the couch and discipline the child who needs it. So it’s lazy and cowardly. But it’s also ultimately cruel.

Douglas Wilson taught me years ago that etiquette and manners are just love in the trifles, love in the little things. But informality can be oppressive. Casual can be tyrannical. Continue Reading…

Dear Trinity Saints & Friends,

About month or so ago Peter Leithart told me about a plan that he and a few other men had begun talking and praying about, and tonight Peter announced that plan to the heads of households of Trinity Reformed Church. The plan is called Trinity Institute, a pastoral/theological study center to be founded in Birmingham, Alabama with Peter as the director of the program. You can read more about the plan in Peter’s own words here. This plan includes the Leitharts moving to Birmingham sometime during the summer of 2013.

If that were not enough, Joshua Appel, our newly appointed Pastor of Parish Life and Christian Education – in addition to giving us helpful overviews of the Sunday School program for the year as well as our Parish Group big picture plan – made mention that he has agreed to go through a pastoral candidating process with our sister congregation, Trinity Church, in Wenatchee, Washington. This does not mean that either Joshua is committed to moving to Wenatchee or that Trinity Church will definitely extend that invitation, but both parties have agreed to discuss that possibility. He hopes a decision, one way or the other, may be reached around the beginning of the year.

There are obvious ways in which both of these announcements evoke piles of mixed emotions. It’s exciting to see the opportunities that God seems to be laying before these men, and it’s challenging and difficult to hear, Peter Leithart’s news especially, as the founding pastor of Trinity.

But after the initial shock wore off a bit and I growled and shook my fist at Peter a few times for good measure (Joshua too, just in case), I stood back and looked at the last couple of years and nearly laughed in amazement, as I saw how clearly God has been leading us up to this moment, blessing us, organizing us, equipping us for the next stage in TRC’s story.

I’m thinking of several things: First, about two years ago, the leadership faced some of the most challenging pastoral counseling situations we have ever faced. It was a veritable storm of marriage implosions and hard heartedness and immorality and rebellion that ultimately resulted in a heads of household meeting where we made around 5-6 announcements regarding different situations where we were calling people to repentance, rebuking men in deep sin, announcing church discipline, etc. But looking back, that was God blessing us with the grace to be faithful to His word, faithfully love and protect the flock of God, and graciously calling erring brothers and sisters to repentance.

Sometime during that busy spell, I remember talking to Joshua Appel about what was going on, and we both marveled at what God had given us and wondered what He was up to. In that moment, one of us (I can’t remember who) said, “I wonder if God is getting ready to give us a building.” We’ve been ‘the church that meets in the hotel conference room’ for 9 years, and we’ve prayed for a building of our own since the beginning, and that idea seemed to make sense at the moment. But we had no prospects for any building at that time. But that conversation started an avalanche of praying and meeting and discussing how we could more faithfully organize our ministries, our leadership, and focus our priorities as a church. This led to the beginning of Parish Groups last year, a kickstart of Sunday School, an expanded diaconate (from 3 to 7 deacons, with 2 more in training), and refocusing of pastoral duties for the pastoral staff.

What’s more exciting is the fact that this isn’t just a lot of shuffling papers and administrative flow charts, we’ve seen real ministry taking place. God has been blessing families both inside and outside the church in some pretty startling ways. I have seen people come to the Lord and people come back to the Lord who had turned away from Him. I have seen marriages healed that looked like they were beyond fixing. I’ve seen huge sins confessed and forgiven and the way that the grace of Jesus transforms men and women and children in real life. I’ve seen the love of Jesus in action in our church through ministries of mercy to outcasts and lonely, hospitality to neighbors and strangers, and I’ve seen bills paid, children sponsored to attend Christian schools, and most recently, I’ve been supremely grateful to watch Trinity stand up and surround the Grieser family in love and prayers and support when their son, Jonah, was diagnosed with Leukemia.

And then if all that wasn’t good enough, this summer God gave us a building. The story is wild and crazy. I’ve said several times that the entire saga was like a really bad dating relationship, on again/off again, and by the end, I was just laughing at God’s sense of humor. In the end, it turned out that God was determined to give us the building at a cost far below reasonable for the simple reason that He can.

All that to say, when I look at the big picture, I see God having poured enormous blessings on our church, but not just any blessings. I see God having set us up for some of the most significant ministry and outreach and growth we have ever seen. I believe that God has organized our forces, galvanized our energies, lined us up on a field of battle and intends to use Trinity in bigger ways than ever before. And the building is a huge part of that. And after seeing the initial sketches of the site plan for the new building tonight (see Roy Atwood if you missed it), I am more convinced than ever. God has planted us here in a permanent way, in a public way and has prepared us for the next stage. In other words, I believe that we are on the verge of Trinity’s biggest work yet. And all because God has led us here, God is blessing us immensely and equipping us for more important tasks ahead.

Now when I look at all that, I certainly would not have written into that story any major character changes. But God writes His story better than we do, and He knows best. Of course there’s a huge part of me that would love to continue to stand up with Peter week after week leading worship, sharing counseling and preaching duties, etc., but when I stand back and look at God’s enormous blessing on our congregation, I am absolutely certain that this too is part of God’s blessing. God is blessing us even in this transition. And so we should pray and work to see Peter’s transition as part of the way we get to share this blessing with more of God’s people around the world. This new exciting calling is part of the way God intends to bless us at Trinity and bless others through us, extending to the Trinity Institute and beyond.

The wonderful thing is that Jesus is our Head Pastor, our Chief Shepherd and Overseer. He looks after all His saints, all His sheep, and He leads and directs and blesses. He knows where we need to be, and He puts us there for our good and for the advancement of His Kingdom. He can be trusted. He is a faithful leader.

I am so thankful for Peter and Noel, and for the supreme privilege and gift it has been and continues to be to serve with Him. And I ask you to join with me in praying God’s blessing on this new venture, this new work: for its organization, for its funding, for its curriculum and instructors, for the Leitharts’ transition, their family and all the details that go into a move like this.

I am also enormously thankful for Joshua and Sara, and the gifts and enthusiasm they bring to Trinity. I will continue to bribe and threaten in all the ways I can imagine (Sara, did you see those building plans and all that choir space?), but I have such great love and respect for them, that I am certain however the Spirit leads them will be for their blessing and the blessing of God’s people whether here or in Wenatchee.

What does all this mean? It means God is blessing us. It means that God is hearing our prayers to be used, to become ministers of His grace and justice. And thankfully we have a solid nine months or so to work on details, continue planning for the future, move into our new building and then get ready for whatever God has up His sleeve next. But I’m pretty sure it has something to do with taking over Moscow (and the world) for Jesus.

Much love and blessings,

Pastor Toby